Snooki Would Be Jealous
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
I think Snooki would really love this side pouf. But watch out! She'll probably try to collect royalties.
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I think Snooki would really love this side pouf. But watch out! She'll probably try to collect royalties.
I don't know how this mane gets tamed. It's pretty fearsome. And AWESOME! I kinda have hair envy.
Ever seen those trees that have been blowing so long in one direction that they stay bent that way? This morning hair looks like that to me.
Here is some lovely post-pool hair. It could only be better if it were slightly green from the chlorine...
This 'do calls to mind Ursula of Little Mermaid fame. Something about the tendrils on the side. Though perhaps it was just a half-perm. Very impressive!
This is post-practice hair from Houston Roller Derby's Flyon Maiden, who has kept her hair in braids for three days without taking them out. I'm not sure how long she's had the mustache...
With no further ado, the winner of the most Awesomely Bad Hair of last week is...
Sorry for the slow week! Being out of town didn't help, and my intake of bad hair is slowing. Still, we have some rather fine choices. To make it a little more exciting, I added an extra choice. The nominees are:
It Was All Yellow. This one is more for the Morning Face. The hair, while regrettable, is not horrendously so.
Please tell me if I'm crazy. But this photo reminds me of something that would be on a T-Shirt. Something that the people who wear the The Three Wolf Moon T-shirt would wear. It's the big brown eyes and the pink hair and the way everything just kind of fades at the bottom. (To see another fabulous entry from our ethereal heroine, click HERE.)
I feel kinda like I'm at the Renaissance Festival. Am I crazy??
This is my child. Yes, I am proud.
Hey, all! I want to thank you for all the support and the photos you've sent in the past few weeks. I'm starting to run dry the pool of bad hair from among people I know, so would you consider sharing me with friends and asking them to share with friends? The more likes and followers and links I get on Facebook or Twitter sends this page out and exponentially multiplies the number of people with potentially bad hair. There are neat little buttons right in each post where with two clicks, you can post a link to Facebook, Twitter, Blogger, Google Plus, etc. The more links, the better! To keep the site alive, I need help from you, my lovely constituents. Unless you just want to see my bad hair every day.
Read more...So good you're getting two angles, this style looks a bit like a tiny tsunami washing over the head.
Another post-tubing hair. Upon close examination, I think I see like five hairs out of place. But generally, I think this head of hair would go for a high price on the black market.
(IS there a black market for hair?)
If this post-tubing in New Braunfels hair is any indication, the current is definitely pulling to the left.
So, I did not bring a brush or comb on this trip. Nope. Sadly, my hair has looked just okay. Not great, but not awesomely bad enough for this site. Sigh. I found that you can actually use a pair of tweezers as a comb. Who knew?
Anyway, headed back home tomorrow, so might be late tomorrow night or the next morning before I get any more posts up. Keep sending them, though! I haven't forgotten you, just had a little lull in posting.
I am SURE that Kelly Taylor looked like this every morning waking up before heading off to Beverly Hills High with Brenda and Donna.
Derby girls don't always look this bad the morning after a bout. Sometimes we look worse.
I'm pretty sure that Gwen stefani tried something like this once. Didn't turn out so well for her either.
I've gotten some lovely pout-bout hair photos from the lovely ladies of Houston Roller Derby, and have lots of pics to upload. However, I am spending a few days in Austin trying to work, so posting will be light and maybe in the nighttime, not morning. Keep the photos coming!
Read more...This was neck and neck! By ONE vote, Beetlejuice topped out Caffeine-Induced. Thanks for all the votes and congrats to Beetlejuice!
Here are this week's nominees for Awesomely Bad Hair of the Week!
Beetlejuice
This could be great for a prom...for zombies. Will they have prom in the zombie apocolypse? Would they call it Zom? Such good hair we have two angles.
This week, I had three nights in a row of not sleeping for more than an hour straight. Not because I have insomnia; I have a sick kid. But this hair is actually just a result of derby and going to bed with wet hair. Can you tell which side I like to sleep on?
There is a forever debate between owners of curly hair and owners of straight hair. People with straight hair often bemoan the fact that they want curly hair and those with curly hair try to tell those people they are wrong--curly hair is a challenge. I think this photo makes that argument very well.
If you are unsure of the side effects of early-morning wake-ups over a period of time, here is the result of a study done on the subject. Yes, early mornings may impact your hair AND face.
I got married, went on my honeymoon, and all I came back with was this hair.
More fascinating than the hair here is the ingenious and inventive storage idea. Not sure where to put that bulky box of tissues? Just put one exactly where you'll need it later. Why hasn't Ikea thought of this?
Coffee cures just about all my morning woes. This hair? Requires something a little stronger.
Not the singer, just so we're clear. But I think the bright pink brings out the natural beauty of this morning hair. If it were a little lighter, I might think it was cotton candy and try to eat it.
This is hair I would have coveted in junior high, and which would have taken hours to actually achieve. Check out the details--the subtle lift and height!
People give up a lot to run marathons: time, money, bodily functions, attractiveness, class. And, clearly, their hair.
It's not possible for everyone to HAVE morning hair. Literally. If you have the opportunity, be grateful. So let's all take a moment to be thankful for our hair.
There was definitely some kind of electric current running through this power nap hair.
I'm related to this. Not by blood, but this photo makes me WISH I were. The hair is good, but the crazy eyes say it all.
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